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Everyone asks why Santa and I don’t get along.. well, here’s the reason for the season: Twas two nights before Christmas, and I was in a strip club Making sweet memories, with a little brunette angel of love. The dollars were hung from her G string with care, and the smell of her perfume filled . . . → Read More: The History of Santa and I (the untold story) Well hello there, sir, it’s just me again. Come on, stop laughing, lets try to be friends. I hope that your yearly vacation was good, and your sleigh has been packed as full as you could. We’ve been adversaries since 2002, I assume that’s behind us, and I’d like to thank you. I want to . . . → Read More: Christmas Letter to Santa (2011) I find as I get older I’m getting tired of people and stupidity now a days. They are, by a fairly large portion, a bunch of apathetic Abercrombie & Fitch zombies; Constantly walking around like mindless morons doing what pop culture tells them to do rather than think for themselves and make their own informed . . . → Read More: I’m Not Your Superman 5. While both types of cookbooks are useful, only one can be used to help you start the fire. 4. In the event of a cold winter power outage, adding a match to your real book will provide light and warmth. 3. Vehicle repair guides are always useful, but only one can be used under . . . → Read More: Top 5 reasons why southern folk believe a real book is better than an e-reader It’s funny how life works out. Get out of bad relationships, bad situations, and try my best to get my head straight. I make sure I can detect a ‘project’ or a girl that ‘needs to be saved’ so I can avoid them. I finally decide that I’m sane enough to look for someone to . . . → Read More: Arrhythmia and Me |
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