Freedom

You can say what you want, but the outcomes the same. You try to stifle freedom? That’s a fucking dangerous game. The world may not know us, because we don’t have a name, but in the end, it’s the same, we don’t care about fame.

The act of censorship annoys me til my skin itches, . . . → Read More: Freedom

The History of Santa and I (the untold story)

Everyone asks why Santa and I don’t get along.. well, here’s the reason for the season:

Twas two nights before Christmas, and I was in a strip club Making sweet memories, with a little brunette angel of love. The dollars were hung from her G string with care, and the smell of her perfume filled . . . → Read More: The History of Santa and I (the untold story)

Christmas Letter to Santa (2011)

Well hello there, sir, it’s just me again. Come on, stop laughing, lets try to be friends. I hope that your yearly vacation was good, and your sleigh has been packed as full as you could.

We’ve been adversaries since 2002, I assume that’s behind us, and I’d like to thank you. I want to . . . → Read More: Christmas Letter to Santa (2011)

I’m Not Your Superman

I find as I get older I’m getting tired of people and stupidity now a days. They are, by a fairly large portion, a bunch of apathetic Abercrombie & Fitch zombies; Constantly walking around like mindless morons doing what pop culture tells them to do rather than think for themselves and make their own informed . . . → Read More: I’m Not Your Superman

Top 5 reasons why southern folk believe a real book is better than an e-reader

5. While both types of cookbooks are useful, only one can be used to help you start the fire.

4. In the event of a cold winter power outage, adding a match to your real book will provide light and warmth.

3. Vehicle repair guides are always useful, but only one can be used under . . . → Read More: Top 5 reasons why southern folk believe a real book is better than an e-reader